Monday, July 12, 2010

Ass-Hole Thoughts

1) People pay other people for their sperm. Perhaps paying people to be chemically castrated might catch on and solve some issues.

2) I would like to see the '3 strikes, you're out' policy applied to abortion clinic's clients.

3) Why are people of clout adopting all these children from other countries when the foster system in America is so laden with children, that they aren't receiving the education, attention, or life they deserve?

4) Why has patriotism become a bad thing? Love of country doesn't stop because it's leaders are morons or because you want to be sensitive to the exchange student from Germany. Fuck that, which leads me to my next point.

5) Political correctness needs to take a hike; stereotypes are a good indicator; and if you have something to say to someone, say it to their face. Don't get on Facebook and update your status about it.

6) Don't give me shit because I drive a truck that gets 7mpg and try to make me feel guilty about it. Every day, 1 human expels .9 kg of CO2 and 1 gallon of burned gas expels 8.8 kg of CO2. So, if we got rid of 1 million people, probably by not producing them in the first place, we could burn 100,000 more gallons of gas every day. You don't see that figure floating around everyday do you?

7) Legalize all drugs, tax them, and use that money to fund a health care system for people who don't take drugs.

8) Who gives a shit if gay people want to live together and marry? Let them adopt all the kids who have had the misfortune to be born into the foster system in America and who are overlooked for some Ugliblahblah kid that gets better press. Then, provide them health care payed for by their heroin addicted, tweaked out birth mother.

9) The world will go on without me; but, while I'm here, I will continue to bitch about it.

10) If someone shipped porn and laughter to the middle east, things might calm down a bit.

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